Mooooo (I'm a bull, not a sheep...)

[zyada]

May:

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated.¹ Sharp thoughts. Easily angered.² Attracts others and³ loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically⁴ and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation.¹ Easily consoled. ⁵ Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance.⁶ Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck.⁷ Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing.⁸ Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home.² Restless. Not having many children. ⁹ Hardworking.² High spirited. Spendthrift.

¹ Hah!
² Not even close
³ I wish
⁴ You didn't think I was going to deny this, did you?
⁵ Someone wanna try consoling me? *waggles eyebrows*
⁶ So why haven't I won the lottery yet?
⁷ And the girly bits, and the jaw, and the knees...
⁸ Surprisingly very much so
⁹ :-(