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I thought food poisoning was only supposed to last a day or so. :-(

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Bob found the wishbone that I had saved from the Christmas turkey and presented it to me. He said "Maybe if we both wish on you getting better, you'll wake up perfectly healthy!"

So we each grabbed an end and pulled. It broke perfectly... into three pieces, with the top piece sailing straight up into the air.

I'm going to die.