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We had several jobs fail yesterday because a contractor started to shut down a production database in the middle of the day. His project lead filled us in on what happened and ended with "Rest assured, he will flogged for his insolence." Shame I don't know the lead well enough to ask him if I could watch. Bummer.


Memo to cow-orker:

I acknowledge that you have the body to carry off a mini-dress (although I don't think it is particularly appropriate for work). May I suggest that you refrain from scratching your butt while you are wearing it?