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In the "Indicators that you need to get your pool cleaned" department:

Bob found ducks in our pool today.


In the "My husband has a twisted sense of humor department"

When the nurse was shaving Bob for the angiogram (which is inserted in that crease between the leg and the stomach), she made the comment:

"We need a weed whacker for you"

Bob replied:

"I'm not going to talk about whacking there!"